The Last Stand of Xarith and Zweihander; CERNERDIERN RERCERNS!

[°๖ۣۜXarith]

It was a peaceful night on the IRC. That was until... 'They' came...

[22:51:09] Dawn Star : Nevermind it was just the storm
[22:51:33] Zweihander : Ugh, godamnit, the raccoons back.
[22:51:49] Xarith : That's why I have my doggie-dogs.
[22:51:50] Leo Flameheart : Alright, bed time I think
----[22:51:55] Leo Flameheart : Goodnight ya'll
[22:51:56] * Zweihander grabs a broom
[22:52:06] Zweihander : Night!
[22:52:10] Xarith : I bid you a good one Leo.
[22:52:14] Dawn Star : Night
[22:52:15] Leo Flameheart has logged off the chat on Thu Oct 25, 2012 10:52 pm
[22:52:21] * Xarith grabs rubber chicken. *
[22:52:33] * Xarith : "Let's rock this Zwei..." *
[22:53:03] Dawn Star : rock
[22:53:23] * Zweihander says, HAVE AT THEE COONED MAMMAL
[22:53:40] Zweihander : *THWACK*
[22:54:37] Xarith : *Decapatatioooooooon...!*
[22:54:43] Zweihander : SHIT IM LOOKING OUT MY WINDOW AND ITS FOAMING
[22:54:57] Xarith : HOLY CRAP
[22:55:00] Dawn Star : Home Run
[22:55:01] Xarith : WE DIDN'T DRILL FOR THIS.
[22:55:26] Zweihander : I CAN'T SHOOT IT!
[22:55:36] Zweihander : IM CANADIAN!
---[22:55:52] Iris Hawkeye : so
[22:55:56] Xarith : I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HOLD THEM OFF ANY LONGER.
---[22:56:01] Iris Hawkeye : who would like to join in on this thread?
[22:56:12] Xarith : PESKY WEAPONS LAWS, YA' KNOW?
---[22:56:28] Xarith : I don't even know what a zebra would be doing at HQ.
[22:56:31] Zweihander : Damn hosers!
[22:56:36] Dawn Star : I wish I could
---[22:56:36] Xarith : If I find a reason, I'll show up.
---[22:57:15] Iris Hawkeye : well Xarith, you probably wouldn't have a reason to
[22:57:16] * Zweihander hits a rabid raccoon in the face. "Prior engagements, Iris. Sorry!"
[22:57:41] * Zweihander has a raccoon land on his face
---[22:57:56] Iris Hawkeye : though, you would be able to get in easily,as all the guards to the ront gates and doors are dead and wont be replaced for 55 minutes
[22:58:02] Zweihander : SWEET MERCY XARITH, HELP ME AUUGHAAAUGH
[22:58:15] Xarith : ERMAIGEWD
[22:58:55] * Xarith lunges for Zweis face tackling him in the process and knocking the happless raccoon off of the griffon. *
[22:58:59] Zweihander : CERNERDIERN RECERNS!
[22:59:29] Xarith : YOUR FACE.
[22:59:41] Xarith : IS IT STILL ZWEI FACE?
[23:00:24] * Zweihander clicks. (I think it played my vocal cords like a harp)
[23:00:46] * Zweihander grabs a mirror.
[23:00:54] Zweihander : NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:01:15] Zweihander : NOW NO FEMALES WILL WUV ME
[23:01:35] Zweihander : IM HIDEOUS! WH- oh look a penny
[23:01:38] Xarith : THE SUSPENSE..!
[23:01:42] Rationale joined the chat on Thu Oct 25, 2012 11:01 pm
[23:01:49] Xarith : I AM BEGGING TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT.
[23:01:54] Xarith : Oh hey Rationale.
[23:01:59] Rationale : Ello. Posted, Zwei.

AND THEN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED.

NOTHING.

ಠ_ಠ

[Johan Tercel]

NEVER FORGET XARITH.

NEVER.

FORGET.