The Rules of the IRC

[Johan Tercel]

[20:37:50] Freyia : no talking of slaughterhouses

[20:37:56] Freyia : rule TWO

[20:38:10] Zweihander : Oh, sorry.

[20:38:20] Zweihander :

[20:38:23] Freyia : so recap of rules

[20:38:28] Kroll : So it goes.

[20:38:33] Freyia : ONE no talk of politics and religion

[20:38:40] Freyia : TWO no talk of slughterhouses

[20:38:58] Kroll : That second rule seems...oddly specific

[20:39:05] Zweihander : Hey, it makes you feel happy to be human, I'll give it that.

[20:39:17] Zweihander : Because she made it up on the spot xD

[20:39:20] Megabyte Stream : I have a high tollerence for scares, but very low tollerance for gore and the like. I seriously am sick to my stomach right now...

[20:39:31] Sten Softclaw : Rule three, if you're making a jam sandwich, do not leave breadcrumbs in the jam

[20:39:34] Zweihander : Really?

[20:39:45] Zweihander : I hate psychological crap.

[20:39:50] Sten Softclaw : Hah!

[20:39:55] Sten Softclaw : I can't deal with either!

[20:40:00] Tisis Antony : I agree for the necessity of rules 2 and 3

[20:40:01] Sten Softclaw : I'm psychologically fragile!

[20:40:02] Zweihander : ^

[20:40:06] Kroll : Rule 4: If you're the last one to use the dipping sauce, you put it back in the fridge.

[20:40:07] Freyia : alright THREE no leaving bread crumbs in the jam

[20:40:09] Megabyte Stream : Psychological horror is my favorate o.o

[20:40:27] Kroll : Rule 5: If you're the last one in the kitchen, you have dish duty

[20:40:29] Sten Softclaw : Rule five, you spill it, you clean it

[20:40:29] Zweihander : Rule 5; DON'T DOUBLE DIP THE CHIP.

[20:40:48] Freyia : lol Zwei

[20:40:52] Megabyte Stream : Mythbusters proves that is a false fear!

[20:40:58] Megabyte Stream : *proved

[20:41:13] Zweihander : Does it look like a care?

[20:41:17] Kroll : Rule 5.5: It is, however, okay to dip the chip from the opposite side (the one that did not make contact with your mouth)

[20:41:24] Zweihander : xD

[20:41:32] Zweihander : It's a classic joke xD

[20:41:50] Sten Softclaw : Rule 6, don't believe everything you read

[20:41:57] Kroll : So where did these wet-grandma rules come from, anyway?

[20:42:16] Zweihander : Rule 6.5 yet, believe everything from wikipedia.

[20:42:23] Megabyte Stream : Rule 7, no peeing in the shower

[20:42:38] Zweihander : Rule 7.5 unless it's your birthday.

[20:42:38] Freyia : Rule seven, 60% of statistics are made up on the spot

[20:42:41] Kroll : Rule: 6.6: It is, however, okay to consult the resources at the bottom of the page

[20:42:48] Freyia : correction 7.5

[20:42:57] Sten Softclaw : Rule eight, if you ship, you ship alone

[20:43:14] Tisis Antony : Rule 12, never ever ever try to tase a bear after it has snorted cocaine.

[20:43:17] Kroll : Rule 8.5: Handling is not included

[20:44:16] Sten Softclaw : Rule 11, there is no rule 12

[20:44:26] Zweihander : Rule 9: If the chat dies, it is always YOUR fault.

[20:44:50] Sten Softclaw : Rule 1.11.11.01. Everyone is expected to act with due regard for others.

[20:45:59] Tisis Antony : Rule 13, disregard Sten ALWAYS.

[20:46:03] Kroll : Rule 207̃012: Disregard rules 0 to 207̃012

[20:46:29] Freyia : Rule i : do not talk about the rules

[20:46:32] Zweihander : Rule 14: Tisis is always trolling. No exceptions.

[20:46:52] Megabyte Stream : Rule ←↓→↑, no leaving ever

[20:46:59] Kroll : Rule Negative Salsafish: Bread can't read. Don't give it ice cream

[20:47:01] Freyia has logged off the chat on Wed 14 Nov - 20:47

[20:47:01] Zweihander : Rule ii: This is not the Fight Club

[20:47:06] Freyia joined the chat on Wed 14 Nov - 20:47

[20:47:10] Freyia : lol

[20:47:26] Sten Softclaw : Rule Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, NATO phonetic is best alphabet

[20:47:30] Kroll : Rule ii.i: So talk about it all you want