Funny moments: And That's how Equestria was Made

[Paradox]

God is my judge offers him a lemonade
[6:40:43 PM] Atriark: Atriark takes it
[6:42:24 PM] Atriark: Thank you
[6:43:38 PM] God is my judge: (whew! managing multiple chats is busy!)
[6:43:42 PM] God is my judge: :D
[6:43:49 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge toasts him
[6:44:14 PM] Atriark: (I bet)
[6:49:46 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge secretly levitates a water balloon over him
[6:51:07 PM] Atriark: Atriark drinks his lemonade
[6:51:20 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge sets the balloon down carefully on his head
[6:52:36 PM] Atriark: Atriark freezes up, careful not to move
[6:53:16 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge takes out a feather and lightly tickles his nose with it
[6:55:51 PM] Atriark: Atriark gives a death glare.
[6:57:27 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge runs it delicately over his muzzle
[6:57:45 PM] Atriark: Atriark tries to not sneeze.
[7:00:42 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge produces a second feather and grins evilly
[7:01:03 PM] Atriark: Atriark glares more.
[7:01:20 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge now tickles with two feathers
[7:01:56 PM] Atriark: Atriark fails, sneezing and knocking the balloon off his head.
[7:02:32 PM] God is my judge: *the ballon explodes soaking both of them*
[7:02:48 PM] Atriark: Atriark grumbles
[7:03:05 PM | Edited 7:03:16 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge grins even more evilly and produces an industrial hair dryer
[7:03:31 PM] Atriark: Atriark redoubles his glare
[7:03:54 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge turns it on with a flick of magic
[7:04:27 PM] Atriark: Atriark glowers as he is insta-dried.
[7:04:57 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge shuts it off and puts it down with a smug grin
[7:05:28 PM] Atriark: Atriark is a striped puffball
[7:06:21 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge sits on teh puffball
[7:06:34 PM] Atriark: Atriark grumbles
[7:07:14 PM] God is my judge: be a good couch now
[7:09:43 PM] Atriark: Atriark isn't happy about it
[7:10:00 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge pats Atriark on the head
[7:10:16 PM] Atriark: Atriark flumps to the floor
[7:10:41 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge bounces a little, still wet actually
[7:11:25 PM] Atriark: Atriark begins to roll
[7:12:08 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge is flattened under the puffball
[7:12:20 PM] Atriark: Atriark rolls towards freedom!
[7:12:40 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge holds on!
[7:12:53 PM] Atriark: Atriark crashes through the door!
[7:13:05 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge is unharmed!
[7:13:18 PM] Atriark: Atriark rolls down the street
[7:15:29 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge enjoys the ride
[7:15:45 PM] Atriark: Atriark crashes into the river.
[7:16:03 PM] God is my judge: God is my judge now has a ship!
[7:16:41 PM] Atriark: Atriark sails into the blue yonder. The two soon becoming dreaded pirates on the high seas.
[7:16:51 PM] God is my judge: arr
[7:16:58 PM] Atriark: And that's how Equestria was made
[7:17:46 PM] God is my judge: Hooray!
[7:18:02 PM] Atriark: That took an unexpected turn very quickly
[7:18:24 PM] God is my judge: fluffeh ponies always do
[7:18:54 PM] Atriark: Savethat, make a funny chat moments in OOC on GK, and put that up there.

[Hijinks]

Hijinks to the rescue! Chat RP Flashie is in the dumps, but you can count on your friendly neighborhood Hijinks to come along to save the day!

[Start transmission]


[00:13:17 17/03/14] * Hijinks pokes Flashie. "Herro?"
[00:16:03 17/03/14] * CyberFlash looks at Hijinks. "What is it."
[00:16:57 17/03/14] * Hijinks stares at Flashie for a few seconds, before replying, "You okay?"
[00:18:21 17/03/14] * CyberFlash replies "I am at full operational capacity."
[00:20:02 17/03/14] * Hijinks taps her chin thoughtfully. "No... something seems off..."
[00:20:53 17/03/14] * CyberFlash "all systems report no damage."
[00:22:20 17/03/14] * Hijinks has something click in her mind, and she reaches into her satchel and (somehow) pulls out a fine fedora. She then places it on Flash's head. "Classy!"
[00:23:09 17/03/14] * CyberFlash says nothing.
[00:26:07 17/03/14] * Hijinks winked at Flashie. "Don't worry. There's plenty more fish in the sea, and with that hat, no mare could resist!"
[00:27:10 17/03/14] * CyberFlash "fishing has no relation to relationships."
[00:29:01 17/03/14] * Hijinks laughs. "Right you are! Unless you were to woo a seapony."
[00:29:16 17/03/14] * CyberFlash says nothing.
[00:31:36 17/03/14] * Hijinks gasps. "You wooed a seapony~! Flashie you dog!"
[00:37:17 17/03/14] * CyberFlash says nothing, and does not even seem to be paying attention.
[00:39:01 17/03/14] * Hijinks does cartwheels around Flashie while gliggling like a mad filly
[00:39:53 17/03/14] * CyberFlash does not react.
[00:40:58 17/03/14] * Hijinks finishes her routine and walks up to Flashie. "Now that you have your sights on a special somepony, you need to get her gifts! Trust me, I'm a mare of fine tastes."
[00:42:40 17/03/14] * Hijinks pulls out a piece of paper and scrawls something onto it with a pen. "Okay. First thing you want to give her is... chocolate and flowers. Must go together. Very simple. Next, you want to give her... ummm... a spa coupon methinks. Then you get her the ring." She winked at Flashie as she said this.
[00:42:47 17/03/14] * CyberFlash replies "your fantasies are best played elsewhere."
[00:43:39 17/03/14] * Hijinks frowns slightly. "Fantasy? This is serious business, and I am going to make sure you get that seapony, even if it renders me slightly injured!"
[00:48:42 17/03/14] * CyberFlash says nothing, the issue closed as far as it is concerned.
[00:51:06 17/03/14] * Hijinks lets out a frustrated sigh. "Flashie, you're never gonna get the girl with this attitude!"
[00:52:13 17/03/14] * CyberFlash turns its head to look at Hijinks, it's first movement since it came into chat. "Why would I want one."
[00:54:48 17/03/14] * Hijinks thinks for a second. "Well... you wanted one a while ago... So logic dictates that you still want one now."
[00:56:31 17/03/14] * CyberFlash "logic dictates that petty emotional attractions are inefficient and useless."
[00:58:15 17/03/14] * Hijinks scoffs. "Logic? What's that? sounds unedible. Pass."
[00:58:55 17/03/14] * CyberFlash returns to his previous posture without another word.
[01:00:11 17/03/14] * Hijinks pouts. "Logic dictates that you are a stick in the mud!"
[01:00:36 17/03/14] * CyberFlash does not reply.
[01:01:38 17/03/14] * Hijinks sighs. "You know what? I still wuv you, so I'm still gonna help you with your mare problems."
[01:02:15 17/03/14] * Hijinks pulls out a clipboard and pencil and adopts a pair of intelligent specs. "Okay, tell me what is wrong."
[01:04:32 17/03/14] * CyberFlash "all systems are at optional performance. There are no problems. Maintenance is not scheduled until next year."
[01:05:41 17/03/14] * Hijinks shakes her head. "Next year? tsk tsk tsk." She pulls out a wrench. "I think I should take a look at you juuuuuuuust to be sure."
[01:07:56 17/03/14] * CyberFlash "you are neither authorized nor capable of adjusting my systems. Do not attempt."
[01:10:02 17/03/14] * Hijinks looks a bit dissapointed. "Not even one good whack?"
[01:10:36 17/03/14] * CyberFlash "such action can effect no change and thus is useless. Do not attempt."
[01:11:58 17/03/14] * Hijinks whines. "But I waaaannaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
[01:15:39 17/03/14] * Hijinks holds up a sheet of material with various unused stickers attached to it. "can I pretty you?" She asks with puppy dog eyes.


[End transmission]


Hai Flashie, if you are reading this! You may have got away from me this time, but I will prettify you! And you'll hook line and sinker that seapony fo' sure! Oh, and we will continue our relationship talks, since I am most qualified to talk to you about that.

[Paradox]

You are mistaken if you think you can.

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