Staff Bulletin, August 8, 2013

[Tisis Antony]

STAFFY BULLETIN INITIATE NOAW

Howdy all newponies. If you are reading this, do not panic.

This is the portal page, and you should not scream nor throw a fit of terror into the night. It is more appropriate to instead, create an account, make an original character, read our lore, and begin posting epic adventures.

Do not put forks or other slender metal objects into the chatbox, for fear of instantaneous, deadly electrocution.

To regulars: We've changed the clock system in accordance with the suggestions that we've received and voted upon. Megabyte Stream is now the administrator in charge of regulating the clock's progress, which she moves at her discretion according to the needs of the plots and factions. It is currently Early December.

Additionally, if our evil maniacal plans work as planned in a maniacal fashion, EqD will be posting our copy-pasta into their nightly roundup. Please do not prod, poke, or otherwise terrify the newponies. That is all.